Services

What Can I Do For You?

One-time, for peace of mind, or on a recurring schedule, so it's off your plate.

Interior Painting
Exterior Painting
Weatherproofing & Energy Efficiency Improvements
Maintenance: Cleaning
Maintenance: Check & Correct
Maintenance: Appliances
Yard & Garden
Decks
Pools, Hot Tubs, Aquariums, Fountains
Repairs
Installation & Replacement
Assembly & Construction
Organization & Cleanup
Event Planning, Preparation & Management
Disaster Planning, Preparation & Management

What I Wouldn't Do

Work that requires a plumbing, electrical, or structural engineering license

Work that requires a vehicle other than a Prius hatchback

While she can haul a surprising amount and vareity of stuff, some things just need to be hauled *outside* the vehicle and her towing capacity is unsurprisingly, uh, none haha

Work that requires moving very large or heavy items

I'm handy but, much like my handy hatchback Prius, I am also not designed to have a large towing capacity :P

Work that requires specialised tools that I don't currently have and wouldn't be able to buy or rent for the job

Sex work, massages, kink/BDSM acts, or anything similar.

All of that is valid, it's just not what I do.

Anything Illegal, Unsafe, or Unethical

If you're not sure whether any of these apply to what you need a hand with, just ask.

I'll let you know if I can help and, if I can't, I'd be happy to ask around for you to see who could.

Need a hand with something that's not on the list?

Just ask — even if it's weird. Every legal and respectful request is treated confidentially and without judgment.

Tell Me How I Can Help